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spring is here, I kind of like it.

birds, flowers, spiders, geckos, 

all in & around the house..

this coming april, as the land is drying in ukraine, 

should be one of the most dangerous periods of this stupid century, 

I like it too.

we're all gonna die? as it was mentionned by the boss?

so be it!

do we really deserve something else?

let's not explore the real answers..

anyway, they will all tell you april 20th, the halving!

& I will think april 20th : the exact conjunction of jupiter & uranus,

& here, I don't like it..

is it because it's the exact scenario of the year 1939?

no, I told you, I don't give a fuck about their nukes,

I'm all orange, it's all about bitcoin.

so..

did it happen before?

yes, in 2013, but $BTC was just a kid, a toddler,

no volume to scan any small reaction, it was all flat.

does bitcoin love uranus? 

yes, much more than $ETH! (which is more bullish on neptune)

so the 20th will be bullish? 

absolutely no guarantee,

it could be a catastrophy.

& it could also be flat.

see.. I have no idea, but I don't like it.

what else?

next week mercury is going retrograde.

usually $BTC doesn't care, only traditional markets go down.

so we'll be ok?

not guaranteed, it's happening in aries,

& if mars seems to be the ruler of aries,

on a deeper level, the real ruler here is mercury,

therefore, it's a risky retrograde,

& I tend to think that we really have more than 66.66% chances of going down.

how much down?

don't worry there's a strong support level waiting for us 

just under 50k..

& then?

then will come the unexpected, the uncalculated!

it should start mid-may, or even one week before,

the scenario will be exactly similar to june 2011 :

a combination of the north node in fire (aries)

with 60° between jupiter & neptune.

result? 100k?

you're kidding! even 200k will look like a joke..

it will be an unprecedented explosion, something huge.

I'll cut on may 20th (NFA), because any interference at these summits of tensions can be devastating, and sun trine pluto will come.

& then?

then early june it's hell, for ten days maybe :

jupiter trine pluto, we'll loose everything, almost.

under 100k again? 

very possible.

therefore, end of june / early july, 

we can wait for a new ordinal wave.

but it won't last, because the 2nd week of july will bring back the glory to bitcoin.

all the glory?

no, not really, but a serious part of it.

& then?

august is bad : jupiter square saturn, sad.

but.. how do you know that you'll be rich in november 2024?

by applying a basic rule :

saturn is in my 2nd house, from here comes the money..

& I know that in may 1995, I got rich, suddenly -

now : may 1995 + 29.5 years = november 2024

see, it's simple, this shall come back,

& on a larger scale even.

but why november not before?

because being only illiquid, only images, only ordinals!

I'll just have to wait for the liquidity to come back from bitcoin into ordinals, like it did in january 2022, exploding the NFT domain.

still there is one question that is not answered :

why do you choose, now, to accumulate monero?

look around :

gaza is resisting the israeli jab

russia is resisting the nato jab

it's all the same process,

the virus criminals didn't stop..

& they're heading towards CBDCs, starting 2025,

therefore, they'll have to get the ground ready for it, starting this summer.

so you're working on 2027?

exactly, & even 2030!

but what about bitcoin?

the last song of the swan..

because bitcoin has been kidnapped, we all know it,

& we all don't wanna really face it.

you mean it's lost?

maybe, maybe not, but the good old days of independence are now behind, that's why the migration should start early,

they're all dancing now, 

but no one is paying attention to the soldiers in the garden, 

no one is looking to the ground, 

everybody's focused on the lights around the ceiling..

so bitcoin is lost?

I told you : I don't know,

but I know for sure that it will be very different.

you think of a fork scenario?

not really, it won't even be necessary!

you're pessimistic?

no, realistic : when big trucks enter the scene,

take your small bike & find another playground, it's better.

ok, what about the ordinal scene?

now? it's like suspended, until Q4, I told you :

it's all a question of liquidity transfer.

so the stars of the moment will go wild?

absolutely not,

if you knew what was coming for your monkes or your puppets, 

you'd get rid of them right now.

what will remain? runes?

no!

it's a failure, a revenge process, & after september, runes are dead.

but.. but, the founding father is behind it, it should work!

look at the last small movie by erin :

our national rodarmom is pregnant,

& the baby is expected for?.. november!

is it a boy?

most probably.

so what wll the ordinal scene look like in november?

at the moment of resurrection, you come back to the basics :

frogs, bitmaps, honey badgers, sub100k, early cursed, etc.

what about all the rest?

pieces of shit!

importations of ETH, kidnatting, etc.

all of this will be gone, 

with the wind...

but!.. rare sats? stones?

it will all be gone!

what makes you so sure of yourself?

it's not only a question of liquidity, 

it's also a question of the public.

& the public of november won't be the same :

after the OGs, the original degens, then the scum of ETH, will come the great public, not degen at all,

the great public needs to feel secure :

a frog is easier to understand than a monke,

a sub100k looks like a stable compared to a puppet,

bitmap won't be a kid anymore, he will have serious erections..

shall we cut it here?

yes! perfect.

BTC - 2024 // ASTRO-REPORT

 ok guys, let's go for it :

THE CRYPTO-ASTRO 2024 REPORT!

(traders!.. bookmark this, 

it could be useful - NFA!)

1st : a rapid intro :

BTC's astro is all about volatility,

no volatility = no cycle.

there are 2 schools in BTC's astro :

-those who rely on the natal chart, they're wrong..

-& the others

why the natal method is wrong?

because it simply doesn't work, 

I tried hundred of times 

before throwing it away..

why?

because it's no about the date of birth of a product

it's about the birth of a community!..

but.. if we cannot date, for example, the birth of the BTC community exactly, we can do it for ordinals :

date of birth of the product? 

end of 2022, doesn't work.. doesn't make sense!

(that isolated narcissistic idiot will spend years before understanding that he's nothing..)

birth of an ordinal community?

clearly Q1 2023, saturn entering pisces..

since 2021, I was afraid by that date 

& telling all people around : 

"get out of NFTs before early 2023!"

I knew that something was gonna get destroyed to the bones (traditional NFTs),

but I couldn't guess it was a change in the infrastructure 

& a rebirth of NFTs

becoming much more solid onchain, on BTC, directly, forever..

anyway, this is not our subject..

if the natal method of reading doesn't work with BTC 

then what works?

let's come back to volatility,

& it's very simple when you look back at the four previous cycles :

it all depends on the position on the north node

(which also commands volatility factors in tradifi) :

-north node in a fire or an air sign, volatility goes crazy, BTC flies, & we call it a cycle.

-north node of the moon in a water or an earth sign, volatility is dead, they call it bear market..

for the rest, just focus on the dominant configuration of the day

& you got it, with a lot of statistics & probability, pure math,

no "innerself" here, no moons, red bikinis & eclipses,

just keep it clean from the middle age BS -

focus on astro BC

& you'll master BTC!

every 18 months, the north node (google) which is a virtual calculated point that goes backwards

will change sign

& the four previous cycles of BTC follow this rule 

by the millimeter.

now if we wanna finetune these four cycles,

we'll notice that there are two types :

-the progressive slow flying cycles

-the explosive cycles

some look like a butt or like boobs, feminine cycles

others look like dicks

male cycles? 

2011 node in sagittarius / 2018 node in leo

female cycles? 

2014 node in libra / 2021 node in gemini

so you already see that there's a difference between node in air & node in fire

today?

we're node in aries : explosive male cycle

what does it mean for the strategy?

considering the high BTCD because of the halving

& considering that coming explosion,

I will stay away from Alts & stick to BTC (NFA)

why?

because the explosion comes so fast & so violent

& goes down so quickly,

that most of the Alts won't even have time to wake up 

before it's over..

we won't go up smoothly like early 2021

we will just explode after the halving 

& that's it

much more difficult cycle to navigate!..

anyway, 

before we time that explosion precisely, 

let's look at the period before the halving :

JANUARY :

nothing so special, maybe not as good as december 2023,

but the last week should be better 

bc jupiter & saturn are getting close to the sextile

FEBRUARY :

very good for the first 10 days (jupiter/saturn at 60.8°),

probably followed by a small correction,

last week of feb - things are heating up for ordinals 

(already 4 planets in pisces + reactivated jupiter)

MARCH :

this will be the month of ordinals 

(half the system concentrated in pisces)

for BTC, (the acivated node at) the begining of this month could be better than the end..

APRIL : 

not so bad, I don't think we have to be afraid of the uranus/jupiter conjunction

it will probably have no effect (if I rely on the results of sept 9/10th 2010, but the problem is there was no volume in 2010! so this is fragile data..)

anyway, if there's a real problem, 

it will be mainly between april 18th & 21st

MAY :

the most important moment of the whole cycle!

we've been waiting for it since the last ATH...

&? 

it will bring the new ATH!

some astrologers know it 

but not sticking to their astro (mistake)

just because the rise follows the halving -

this is not enough!

so let's look back at the very first BTC cycle, in 2011..

what do we have, in june 2011, to explain that male fire explosion?

a combination between : node in fire & jupiter sextile neptune

what will we encounter in may 2024? 

exactly the same!

that's why we have to expect the same results 

& the same shape as in june 2011

(percentage being lower because BTC is now a much more heavy machine)

still, we have our programmed explosion precisely here

but when excactly?

if we finetune june 2011, 

we'll notice that the rise starts at almost 2° before 60°

& that it breaks before full angle!

why that weird behaviour?

because of the very high tension..

so when will the explosion start?

at 58°, around mid-may

good to enter on may 13th just after sun on uranus 

which shouldn't be glorious (NFA)

then? 

we will gain 10Ks like peanuts, & for days..

what will be the level we reach?

100K? 150K? 200K? 300K?

estimation of the levels is much more difficult than prediction of the direction in astro,

but my calculations give something between 180K & 240K,

so there may be serious chances we cross the 200K level,

but now we're siiting reading that report with calm,

believe me, when we'll start to jump by 10Ks, 

it won't be so easy..

so, the question is :

when to cut, if we have to follow the rules of june 2011?

I'd say between may 20th & 22nd 

but I prefer considering the 20th as the real final summit of the cycle (NFA)

why?

because after that, on the 21st, 

pluto is already interfering with the sun in a trine,

it's the low battery, 

& any game played on these fragile heights  of tension can bring... devastating effects

maybe I'm wrong, 

maybe I shouldn't sell anything before may 24th,

but I tend to believe that taking any risk at the summit is stupid

JUNE :

the first week of june will be an incredible catastrophy,

because of jupiter trine pluto, 

we're loosing 10Ks a day

something you can't describe, 

the worst of the nightmares..

this should be over by the middle of june

& mercury aligning with the sun could save us 

& cut the bleeding

last days of june are good, especially for ordinals

JULY :

not a bad beginning

& suddenly mid-july will be something!

we meet our second explosion of the year!

it shouldn't reach the previous summit.....

but it will be serious

jupiter in air is at 60° from the node in fire,

while the sun is trine saturn

between the 8th & maybe the 14th, we're litteraly flying

but here again, I'll choose to cut it on the 11th

pluto activated by an opposition to venus on july 12th is dangerous at these levels.

AUGUST :

few chances of a good beginning

than the weather gets bad :

mercury is retrograde & most of all between mid-august & the 22nd, jupiter is now square saturn,  

we will loose what we gained in july!

fuck!

yeah, welcome to bitcoin bro..

SEPTEMBER :

nothing great, seems flat like belgium

even boring

mercury out of retrograde,

so still better than august

(easy)

OCTOBER :

active mars in the first half could help

active node in the middle should sustain

rest is banal

2nd half good for ordinals

NOVEMBER :

first half could be better than october

2nd half not so good, except the last week

DECEMBER :

nothing special before the last ten days

starting the 21st, maybe earlier, we have a situation :

jupiter is square saturn again, 

& we're loosing altitude seriously

JANUARY 2025 :

between the very last days of 2024 & january 11th, 

pluto is sextile the north node,

not good.. 

most of all between january 5th & 10th 

we could loose 20%,

exactly like october 4th/5th 2013

because pluto is the low battery

but,

because pluto also function as a stabilizer,

we have high chances of taking back very quickly these -20% to the level before the dump

FEBRUARY 2025 :

the north node is getting out of aries & entering pisces,

we're going from fire to the underwater, 

the cycle is now officially over,

we're loosing volatility seriously, 

beginning of a long bear market that won't end before september 2026, get ready for depression!

but during that february 2025, we have another problem : 

neptune is passing on the node

so the 2nd half is very risky

we could loose 30% more

or nothing..

why nothing?

because there's no previous data on BTC about this event

but as long as neptune is also part of the low battery, 

this shouldn't be great

still, 

for ordinals, it could be a festival

neptune commands pisces, & pisces is the sign overactivated at the birth of ordinals in Q1 2023

MARCH 2025 :

we're now fully entering bear market mode, 

there's nothing to hope for at the horizon,

only small miserable moves, 

it's over, we're dead.

APRIL 2025 :

first half, saturn is at 60° from uranus, 

but it could be without effect

still, 

starting on the 14th, or even a few days before, 

a big catastrophy is coming

size? 

exactly the "covid dump" of 2020

why?

same causes : 

uranus at 60° from the node, waking up the worst in mankind :

just look at hitlers soldiers, 

or the white covid doctors, 

crowds of idiots 

becoming tyrannical

some say they won't dare to attack humans for a second time,

so in order to sell gates BS, 

they'll focus on meat

we'll see..

mankind is so miserable when not awake, 

& the majority is deeply asleep,

so we won't be able to avoid this catastrophy

but this should be over with april

MAY 2025 :

notice that we are now 1 year after the ATH summit of 2024

notice that we encountered a serie of serious hits after,

so april/may is the bottom!

& now is the time for buying BTC & Alts on the ground (NFA)

but not ordinals!

because they follow another logic : 

remember that the node left aries so the cycle is over?

yes, but :

first/ NFTs rise AFTER the fall of BTC (cf. Q1 2022)

& most of all/ that node entering pisces is activating the ordinals domain

so it's like an isolated island, 

as the eye in the middle of the storm

no real problem for ordinals

serious problems will start in february 2026 

with saturn getting out of pisces

& most of all september 2026 

with the node finally leaving pisces 

& entering the air of aquarius

should have sold all your ordinals before Q4 2026.. (NFA)

that's it, 

that's enough data

& NFA!

good luck ..

PS :

high chances of being bullish days :

january : 14

february : 1-11, 16, 20

march : 1, 5, 10, 21

april : 4, 6

may : 2, 14-20

june : 14, 16

july : 8, 10, 19, 21

august : 2, 6, 13, 23, 29

september : 4, 14, 21, 28, 29, 30

october : 13, 22

november : 3, 5, 15, 17, 24

december : 3, 7, 12, 19, 30, 31 

probably important dates for the bitcoin frogs :

feb 16th, 

march 8th, 10th, 16th

april 19th

june 2nd, 3rd, 4th

july 8th

aug 23rd

sep 29th

nov 17th

dec 12th

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SIXTY COINS 1/5

THIS IS JUST ONE MORE EXPERIMENT

on myself...

this is how I proceeded :

I took 60 coins, in fact 58..

some I'm already in, others under study

I took the infos for the natal chart of each

then I threw the coins,

therefore I was blinded, working only with the charts

never knowing what coin I was analyzing or commenting

this is the more important in order to have a pure astro point of view, with no other info..

I was aware this was dangerous and limited in its meaning

because I could destroy a lot of precious things to me and others

but also make discoveries I wouldn't have suspected otherwise...

so I would limit it in the meaning if I say "no, I'm against",

because I'm just reacting to a very tiny element of astro, the natal

tiny only for the coins and the market, bc they're more dynamic,

but still, the natal is something, it has a meaning, it's your body, your muscles, your car, your instrument

same for a coin after all...

so everything here that is written is : the blind exercice, where I have no idea what coin I'm looking at through this or that map...

at the end of document "5", there will be medals,

and champagne,

a podium, with some music..

1/ ONE :

very beautiful chart, very powerful

four direct links on the nodes, venus and neptune

three in air

saturn on the south node stabilizing 

now venus trine pluto & saturn is heavy on earth

but good in 2022

2/ IOTX :

node in leo-fire is good

sun in aquarius trine SN & mars very good

moon on Arcturus opposing uranus, interesting

no lack in air element for sure

add jupiter trine neptune

this is simply excellent

3/ RVN :

that link between sun in pisces and jupiter in scorpio is powerful

al lot of fire but no so much air..

mars trine uranus in aries could be good for original positioning

mercury square saturn : mistakes on communication & marketing

sun & jupiter in their trine are both sextile pluto

solid stuff..

4/ NU :

the sun here is huge : in libra, trine node, on the moon,

square pluto, saturn, jupiter, it's not an easy coin..

& opposing mars in aries, that thing will hesitate a lot

but won't be stopped..

as for venus opposing neptune and trine jupiter, you immediately think "if only this was a gaming coin"..

at least, this coin should react with the gaming wave

5/ KAVA :

moon and mars square the nodes are good but this is still the surface,

sun opposing uranus is a risky game

neptune trine the node is good

and in the same time sextile saturn, I'll take it..

yeah venus sextile pluto why not,

but the node is in cancer

too much water and earth, this is fragile

no

6/ FET :

if it was gaming this one would be good,

so same rule applies here, this one would be reactive with the gaming wave,

pisces active, with sun sextile mars

moon and venus on the opening of aquarius are powerful?

no, just fighting two squares...

and pluto on the SN not bad

if only that angle between mercury on the vernal point and the node was stronger, but no...

& jupiter is isolated

this is a "kind" coin, it's good, but it's like it has no power

7/ XDB :

overload earth and water, not good

only jupiter is in fire, not good

mercury and venus on opening libra very good,

but it's like noise for nothing?

now sun trine pluto is solid here

and mars trine the SN, but it's in earth..

jupiter square neptune will reveal bad effects under a gaming wave condition?

8/ OXT :

the nodes are abandoned here

overload in earth is clear : 7

problem in air also : 0

jupiter trine uranus in earth is interesting but heavy

and mars trine neptune is in the waters

this can work but there's nothing volatile here

the internal concept is very beautiful

but it's like a beauty stuck in the mud

9/ RNDR :

beautiful and pure, would be good as a game also, strong pisces, it's like nft stuff : that square neptune/mars to sun should be good? no, it could also be an internal problem?

but if you add the moon-mercury-uranus system

this is very good

+ rich in air : saturn, node, sun, venus

I'd say not extraordinary, but really not bad

10/ BETA :

weak thing here..

ok sun and mars and even mercury in libra

and the semi-trine to jupiter

but aside from saturn trine the node

I really have nothing here

moon in scorpio opposing uranus?

you're kidding..

not convincing, lack of tension